Maelstrom's Pointy-Haired Boss Puzzle

Hah! He expects me to finish his work for him? Somehow, when he got the memo on how to set this up, I think he followed the rules a little too closely. But if I make a few accommodations, we can please both our clients, regardless of stylistic disagreements.

Across

1. River that flows past Battenberg and Fritzlar

5. Blue striped ball

8. Dorm leaders, for short

11. Actress Winningham

12. Character annoyed by 7 Down

14. Key in a PC-restarting command

15. Fake, in catalog descriptions (abbr.)

16. Eat away

17. Patty Hearst's kidnappers

18. Type of oil similar to bergamot

20. One who fills until full

22. Former Bush press secretary Fleischer

23. Dresses up like

25. "The final frontier"

28. Former FBI director Louis

29. Like the White Rabbit

30. Pal, slangily

31. Thessaly mountain

35. Something to sit on?

36. Like the hills

38. ___ Nui (Easter Island)

42. Abbr. after a few names

43. Little giggle

44. Much of Television Without Pity's content

47. Env. enclosure

49. Moo goo ___ pan

50. They're caught by tanners

52. Out of active duty (abbr.)

55. F ___ "Frank"

56. UN agency that deals with trade unions

58. Taye Diggs movie of 2005

60. 180 deg. from NNW

62. Notes before mi

64. SNL alum Meadows

66. LOL or OMG, e.g.

67. "___ Williams: The Adventure Begins"

68. Tilling tool

69. Aries, for one

70. Predecessor of the World Wide Web

71. Wilbur owned him

Down

1. Kate Bush label

2. Rhett Butler's last word

3. Canal site

4. Go back over

5. Amos or Spelling

6. Dashboard Confessional genre

7. See 11 Across

8. Jah follower

9. Dead Kennedys' "California Uber ___"

10. Texaco symbol

12. Prefix for pad or port

13. Check over once more

19. Cinnabar, e.g.

21. "...who lived in ___"

23. Junkyard dog's warning

24. Multivolume ref.

25. Venetian blinds part

26. They may be checkered

27. Confused

28. He played Klinger

30. ___5 inhibitors (drugs like Viagra)

32. Command to Fido

33. Drains the life from

34. Jolson and Jarreau, for two

36. Zeroes

37. Wine cask sediment

39. "It's ___ cop"

40. Vicente Fox's opposing party

41. Nautical prefix?

45. Ford follower

46. Mild oaths

48. Suffix for human

49. Travelocity mascot

51. "___ For Love" (Johnny Mandel standard)

53. Jazz legend Fitzgerald

54. Ruler until 1917 (var.)

55. Third of five daily Muslim prayers

57. 1987 Chemistry Nobel co-winner Jean-Marie

59. Dublin's land, to some

61. Pitching stat

63. Actor DeLuise

65. Sergio Aragones magazine

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