Dean Sturtevant's Pointy-Haired Boss Puzzle

Puzzle #1: Given that the answer to this puzzle is MORONS, what kind of people wouldn't be able to solve it?

Puzzle #2:
The residents of a land
Tommy band
Deliberately lose
Timepieces, or hits hard
Not fro
Bishopric
Person of the year mag
Zipper

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